I've had far too many thoughts roaming around in my head lately. Most of them are useless, in so far as that I can't do anything with them. The terrible part is that they're driving me crazy; keeping me up at night or just breaking my train of thought. A few nights ago I couldn't sleep at all because I was busy writing my Presidential acceptance speech. Then when I was through with that I developed a revolutionary international law. Here's how it goes (remember...